Monday, January 09, 2006

Heard the song of a poet who died in the gutter, heard the sound of a clown who cried in the alley

Actual office conversation, from just moments ago:

Co-Worker #1: I can't believe they made a Barbie that says "math is hard".

Us: What does Ken say?

Co-Worker #1: Dude, Ken is Barbie's plaything. He's all dick. That's his job. He's so dumb that he doesn't even talk!

Co-Worker #2: What is the deal with all of Barbie's sisters?

Co-Worker #1: Those are totally Barbie's kids. They're not her sisters.

Us: So Ken is dumb, but he's not shooting blanks. Oh my god, I can't believe I used the term "shooting blanks" when talking about the Barbie Universe.

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