Co-Worker #1: I can't believe they made a Barbie that says "math is hard".
Us: What does Ken say?
Co-Worker #1: Dude, Ken is Barbie's plaything. He's all dick. That's his job. He's so dumb that he doesn't even talk!
Co-Worker #2: What is the deal with all of Barbie's sisters?
Co-Worker #1: Those are totally Barbie's kids. They're not her sisters.
Us: So Ken is dumb, but he's not shooting blanks. Oh my god, I can't believe I used the term "shooting blanks" when talking about the Barbie Universe.