Why aren't you watching the Daytona 500 right now? Don't you have a soul? You can keep all that Red state/Blue state political "but it's boring" nonsense. They just did the first lap where the announcers shut the fuck up and the big engines rumble around the track tricking up speed. We cranked that shit up on the parents' Nakamichi and are pretty stoked to be watching these big cruisers blast on the concrete gridiron, taking turns in packs of three at 190 MPH. NBC Channel 5, bitch. So big they switched from the Olympics. Bye.