In order to satisfy a meaningless argument about whether or not CNN's Anderson Cooper is, in fact, the bastard child of Gloria Vanderbilt, I happened upon the following post at Celebstation.org:

I would like Anderson to pull down his pants and boxers so that we can see his blond pubic hair above his long smooth tinkle that hangs between his legs and then bend him over a news desk., so that I can spread his legs and we can have anal sex in which i finally crack anderson´s cherry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The boundries of the human imagination are infinite.